We had a few new season but not-so-perfect Akane apples left over from last weekend's hilbarn box packing. So, this morning, Hil's alpaca Jack (right) was more than pleased to run up and gobble a few slices. But all Kerouac (left) could summon up from the relatively slender range of alpaca expressions was a total look of disdain. What's your problem, mate? Too early in the season for you is it? We'll save you some sweeter Royal Galas when they're ready... Fuss-pot.